Ok, as much as we love learning how Mom gets new clothes we need to start updating this more. Mariella sometimes spits up?? Really, hasn't she already done this on some level to everyone who has ever pratically seen her?? Jenny gets an F for creativity there. Sorry Jen, but this time your subject should just be with math and not meaning counting how many times she spits up. LOL- anyways. Julie and I both decided we needed to see that someone updated this site so this was basically the intent of this post. Brought to you with some comedy! Double bonus. Ask Jenny what that means too. Oh wait, we already know that it goes up the back sometime out of the diaper. This is how she wins a bath.
In other news they put in a "bubbler" instead of a fountain in mom and dads over grown rain puddle that never dissapears and now has a vast amount of algae overtaking it as well. Watch out ducks. Who knows what that it is or what it will bubble up next.
Also the odor that overtake the Z-F-P plant has gone above and beyond to overtake all 5 square miles of the actual town of Zeeland. This is the first time in years mom no longer opens the windows for that mistaken breeze that was a twig falling over from lack of nutition. Or perhaps it could have been the duck startled by that "pond-like" thing in the back yard. Correction : The BUBBLer in the pond. But in any case in the past this has been noted by the comment, "But there is such a nice breeze..." that has the rest of the family in debt due to counceling.
More news. Julie and Mom are both now starting their own tax-deductable donations of aloe vera plants or store bought gels for the purpose of treating sun burn. They were also seen at a local science experimentation lab testing new products that will cure the sun burn with a nice cooling sensation and still somehow manage to leave a tan. Made fom soy, possibly at the ZFP plant and using their earning to buy more powerful sunscreen.
Mariella was also seen last week making an escape at the downtown Festival of the Arts looking to set up a booth but was not allowed in. She had over heard a phone converstion of Julie and Shad talking about the festival and heard Fart Festival and she was eager to enter. But only if her Tia Julie would hold her minutes after her feeding.
Check out local bookstores for the newest Harry Potter book. It holds much competition with Julie and Shads Novel--I mean practice wedding program.
Too bad this post must now end as I check into a drug rehab because the darvocet, which is like vicodin only better, due to the wonderful high it gives me. It also makes me giggle while typing funny stories.
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